Archive for April, 2009

How can I tell if my gecko is dead or hibernating?

Thursday, April 30th, 2009
equestrianathletics asked:


I found a wild baby gecko stuck in a glue trap a week ago. I was able to get him off the trap and unglued to himself using vegetable oil as instructed by many reptile specialists. He ate a baby cricket two days ago, but hasn’t wanted to eat since. Last night he was trying to hunt another cricket. I had to leave the house and when I returned 2 hours later, he appeared very dead. He hasn’t responded to anything I’ve tried to stimulate him with. He has not moved, and I cannot see him breathing. I am almost certain he’s dead. How can I tell if he really is dead or if he is hibernating?
I never keep wild animals. I always try to release them or seek out an appropriate habitat. I had finally just finished getting him unglued from himself just yesterday. I specialist suggested monitoring him for 1 more day. He had been given the opportunity to eat constantly with at least 1-2 live crickets in his box along with several live meal worms. My entire life has been dedicated to various animals including wild, zoo, and rare species. I just haven’t had prior experince with a gecko.
I don’t know how to make this any more clear, THIS WAS A RESCUE OPERATION NOT A “GAIN A PET DAY” Please understand I am well educated, former veterinary technician, and professional horse trainer. I grew up rehabilitating wild animals braught to the Cincinnati Zoo. I also participated in the JZ program there. My life is entirely dedicated to animals and their well being. I don’t keep wild animals as pets. My experience in a desert climate is new, and my experience with lizards and geckos is quite novice still. As I mentioned I was in touch with multiple specialists. These specialists are all very highly regarded in their field and recognized around the country. Rather than bug these kind people again, I thought maybe I could get a straight forward answer from some kind folks on yahoo. Please understand this was a RESCUE MISSION!!! This was NOT a capture and convert to pet mission. Please read my full question before assuming things. After all, you know what assuming does.

Daniel

South African cricket supporters.and anyone else who’s interested?

Monday, April 27th, 2009
MB1810 asked:


Please star me if you think this funny:

E-mail addresses for the SA Cricket Team

Graeme smith Down_the_wicked@hope_I_hit.com

AB De Villiers Raw_talent@sometimes.com

Jacques Kallis Stick@crease_like_Velcro.com

Herchelle Gibbs SixorNix_only@holland.com

Ashwell Prince Good@for_nothing.com

Mark Boucher Can_catch@thats_all.com

Justin Kemp Consistently@out_of_form.com

Andrew Hall Takewickets@only_with_england.com

Shaun Pollock Only_line&length@no_variaton.com

Andre Nel Aggression@tongue_not_in_cheek.com

Charl Langeveldt Ag_shame@try_to_swing.com

And off course Roger Telemachus Why_am_i_here@nobody_knows.com

Josephine

What does being Australian mean to you?

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009
Kristoffa asked:


I’m writing a page on what being Australian means to me but I’m stuck. I don’t like cricket (oh shock horror an Aussie doesn’t like cricket) but just about any other sport is cool. I’m not massively patriotic.Obviously I’m not asking you to write my essay but just a few ideas would be greatly appreciated. Maybe something about the recent bushfires and the support Australia has given as my area was greatly affected by them.

Adrian

does anyone remember a spoof Aussie cricket commentary?

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009
prof_g_whizz asked:


It features a take off of all the famous Aussie commentators and was a take off of a game between Australia and Sri Lanca - It took the mickey out of the srilancan players names and the Aussies got huge score, and sri lanca were o for 8 of something rediculous but the rain was about to wash out the game for a draw. AT one point Merv hughes stick his tongue where the sun don’t shine for Alan Border, and he also flashed a moon to the spectators in Bay 13, and they all mooned back.
It was hilarious, and I am trying to find it some 15 years after first hearing it. Please help.

Lawrence

Whats with all the AMERICA BASHING on a motor sports forum ?

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009
dvs asked:


Why don’t you “YURRUPEE-INS” just stick to the soccer and cricket forums and leave us alone.GOD SAVE THE QUEEN or whatever you jealous bastards say.

Floyd

How can i hold my new baby bearded dragon?

Saturday, April 11th, 2009
undertaker_randy asked:


You see i just got a baby bearded dragon for christmas and everytime i try to hold it i stick my hand in the cage and grab it and it runs away or thinks im a cricket.How do i hold him.PLEASE ANSWER.

Melissa

EA Cricket 2007 not working properly?

Monday, April 6th, 2009
thunderbird asked:


i have ea cricket 2007…but there is a problem…the game shows stuck images when the umpire tells his decision and when i hit a 4 or 6, but gets all right when i skip them..
SYS config:
Win XP SP2
512mb ram
pentium 4
video: SiS 661fx 64 mb

Karl

Anyone for some Cricket Jokes?

Sunday, April 5th, 2009
♦♦Kate J♦♦ asked:


Anyone for some cricket jokes?
1: A friend asked George, “Tell me, is your daughter’s fiancee a good catch?”
“Good catch?” answered George. “Dammit, he’s the best fielder we’ve got in the side!”

2: In a local match, the umpire was being jeered and heckled unmercifully from the crowd. At length he walked over to the boundary and sat down next to his chief critic. “What are you doing?” asked the spectator. “Well,” said the umpire,”it seems you get the best view from here.”

3: The captain of a team says to the Umpire,
“My players want to know if there is a penalty for thinking.”
The Umpire says, “No.”
The captain says, “Well we think you’re a dropkick, then.”

4: The Devils challenged the Angels to a game of cricket.
“But we’ve got all the cricketers,” said the Angels.
“Yes. But we’ve got all the umpires!” exclaimed The Devils.

5: During the match, the fieldsman positioned just behind the umpire kept trying to distract the batsman as the ball was bowled to him.
Several appeals for l.b.w were turned down, and finally the umpire turned to the fieldsman and said sternly: “I’ve been watching you for the last twenty minutes.”
“I thought so,” came the reply, “I could tell you weren’t watching the game!”

6: It was the after-lunch session, and the next batsman in hadn’t left the bar. When it was his turn to bat he confessed to the captain that he could see three of everything.
‘Well,’ said the captain, ‘when you get out to the wicket just hit the middle ball’
The batsman made his way to the middle and was bowled first ball.
‘What happened?’ asked the captain. ‘Did you play the wrong ball?’
‘No, the wrong bowler!’

7: The bowlers were getting a lot of stick from the opposing opening pair. The captain decided a new player should have a bowl. He handed the ball to the young man with the advice, ‘Keep the ball well up.’
‘Don’t worry,’ was the chirpy reply. ‘I know his weakness.’
He bowled four balls and everyone cleared the boundary.
‘I see what you mean,’ said the captain. ‘He’s got a weakness for sixes.’
Hilarious ones Mamba! (I wish I had found them before you!) lol
To, I thought my jokes were bad: Nah, your jokes are fine! lol
Wow Mamba, you’re good at this!

Dorothy

What is your wildest Cricket dream?

Friday, April 3rd, 2009
ЇΪ -KuMaR- ЇΪ asked:


We have a magician in our Kingdom,

That man trained the Harry Potter&Co.

So tell me what is your dream..You will receive a magic stick.
Folks ! thank you.

I am putting the answers for VOTING

Juanita

Has the Australian cricket team been offered honours for their achievements in recent years?

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009
pix42 asked:


In 2005, Aussies gave England cricketers a lot of stick for getting OBE’s and MBE’s for winning the Ashes series that year. What I would like to know is has Australia ever been offered similar honours for their admittedly great achievements in dominating cricket in recent years? A good time to have dished out OBE’s and MBE’s to them would have been when they won the Ashes 5-0 in 2006-07. Perhaps they have been offered but refused. Does anyone know? Clearly, Australia shares the Queen as head of state and is entitled to such honours.

Really, my point is that it is a touch insulting to one’s head of state to ridicule the issuing of honours for sporting achievements.

Linda